Archive for the 'Satire' Category
New Villar Jingle even kids can sing (and they do)
Monday, March 15th, 2010Mathematicians as terrorists
Tuesday, March 9th, 2010A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra [...]
Why Villar dropping out of the presidential race would be a nightmare.
Friday, March 5th, 2010Satire. It is patently clear that the current sitting president prefers a Villar win over Aquino. One corrupt and scandal (ZTE, hello garci, fertilizer scam, etc) riven sitting president would feel very safe in a hopeful and corrupt (C-5), and scandalously rich candidate who gave out money and scholarships in campaign sorties and is under [...]
A wicked fun with “Villar’s mansion” in Salt Lake City.
Sunday, February 28th, 2010Will your presidential candidate run the country like the Capitol Bank?
Friday, February 26th, 2010From the Horsemouth: Is Comelec pulling wool over our eyes?
Friday, February 26th, 2010Meron na ba kayo na check?
Friday, February 19th, 2010Click on the numbers below for your chosen candidate. 1. (+1) Distributed some 700 sets of Jollibee meals Chickenjoy, fruit pie, and fruit Juice to the lonely and sickly prisoners of Bilibid prison. 2. (-10) Never cutoff ties to his businesses and still remains an officer of his businesses while being a congressman and senator? [...]
How to win elections in the philippines: gun down your political opponents.
Thursday, February 18th, 2010No we are not claiming that the current incumbent ordered the killing but the aftereffects are the same. Without opponent(s) you can run for the position by yourself alone, and congratulations , your name is now in the devils roll of crafty politicians. A former mayor of Pulupandan, Negros Occidental was gunned down in front [...]
In the last days of Glorious Administration: Appointee refuses Chief Justice appointment??!!
Thursday, January 28th, 2010How dare Justice Carpio refuses a nomination as the next chief Justice under the Glorious Administration? Doesn’t he know that it is the most powerful legal and hightest position separate from the executive presidency and the head of the legistlative body? Doesnt he know he is missing the chance to be in the History books [...]







