Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Would you work for this company with this employee policy?

Monday, August 2nd, 2010

Going the rounds in Facebook is the following photograph of a company empolyee policies. Turns out this is already more than two years old. Dear Staff, Pleased be advised that these are new rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm. DRESS CODE It is advised that you come to work dressed [...]

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LInux error messages: Bash has no sense of humor.

Friday, March 19th, 2010

Linux which may stand for the recursive acronym Linux is not uNIx, is said to be inspired by Unix. Here is proof that Linux is not a clone of Unix. Here we show jokes from the command line from the Unix console. (Not copyrighted, so we can quote them verbatim). Visit the original source : [...]

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Mathematicians as terrorists

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra [...]

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Meron na ba kayo na check?

Friday, February 19th, 2010

Click on the numbers below for your chosen candidate. 1. (+1) Distributed some 700 sets of Jollibee meals Chickenjoy, fruit pie, and fruit Juice to the lonely and sickly prisoners of Bilibid prison. 2. (-10) Never cutoff ties to his businesses and still remains an officer of his businesses while being a congressman and senator? [...]

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Why men should not write advice columns

Friday, February 19th, 2010

Occasionally, from Facebook comes a dose of humour so strong you wonder where it came from first. One of my former students presented in her wall a photo of a newspaper(or magazine) clipping a very funny piece of (mis)advice which we manually copy. I am still looking for the original source of course. Dear John, [...]

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A defeaning, bone jarring, hot ride from Dau to Paramount.

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

I don’t know what came over me. I prefer to ride the bus since I can catch sleep in comfy seats with airconditioning and feeling of being safe in a big bus. Just this afternoon, I boarded a bus, liner name upon request, which is supposed to be airconditioned and offers ordinary fare for only [...]

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